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Bert Knows watches every service you subscribe to and sends a text the moment something lands that's actually worth your evening. Only when something's worth it. Reply “too bleak” and it listens.

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Not owned by Netflix, Crave, or anyone with a catalogue to defend.

What's actually worth it, across everything you have.

Tonight, in order.

Tell it when it's wrong.

Reply in plain language — already saw it, too slow, nothing bleak for a while — and the next pick is better. It watches every service you pay for, and it isn't owned by any of them.

The only recommendation engine you can argue with.

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    Tell it what you watch

    Two minutes.

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    It watches your services

    Every day.

  3. 03

    You get a text

    Only when it's worth it.

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