Bert
Thu 9:02 PM
Reacher and Ted Lasso have new episodes.
bert.watch/shelf?view=watching
what should I watch tonight
Brooklyn Nine-Nine, on Netflix. Close to the workplace comedies you've been finishing.
bert.watch/t/t48891/
add Boston Legal
Added Boston Legal to your list. I'll text you when it lands on a service you have.
Delivered
Tonight's pick,
by text.
Bert keeps an eye on every service you pay for and texts you when something is worth your evening. No app to open. No rows of thumbnails. Just someone with taste who knows yours.
TV got too big
to browse.
Thousands of titles across a handful of apps, every one of them built to keep you scrolling. Bert has already been through it. You just get the good part.
Argue with him.
He listens.
what should I watch tonight
One pick, from what you already pay for.
next
Fair enough. Here's another.
not for me
Reply to a pick and he drops it, and leans away from that kind of thing.
seen it
He marks it and moves on.
add Severance
On your list. He'll tell you when it matters.
no more Reacher
He stops texting you about it.
what's on my list
Everything you've saved.
?
He'll tell you what he can do.
He remembers.
What you finished. What you gave up on halfway. What you told him to stop sending. What he's picked up about you is written down in your room in plain words, and you can cross out anything he got wrong.
You like workplace comedies
I noticed
Avoiding: “anything too bleak”
You told me
The new season drops.
Bert tells you.
Text Bert tonight.
Free while we're small.